Taking down the Alsatian

Exams were over and the new term is up.
Still the Alsatian stuck in my throat keeps on barking and barking. It keeps on pestering me at night. I have tried everything - intoxicating cough syrups to irritating ayurvedic powder. Nothing has worked yet.
Is it that the dog keeps on barking or is it that I am awake even at two o'clock in the midnight blogging about it that makes it bark. I don't know,I would not know and I would never want to know.
The more irritating it gets, the more I become Sleepless in Seattle, but there is neither Tom Hanks nor Meg Ryan. It is just me....here....alone....
I hope my days with the Alsatian would be just another AFFAIR TO REMEMBER. Probably an affair with no regrets.